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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good.