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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Health officials warn of measles case from traveler at Dulles Airport - The Washington Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Infectious Updates 6/21/2025 - Daily Kos

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Scientists find that major Earth systems are on the verge of total collapse - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is gravity just entropy rising? Long-shot idea gets another look - Hacker News

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Backstage Report On WWE Raw Talent Being Discussed For Worlds Collide Appearance - Wrestling Inc.

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

5 foods to consume empty stomach to stabilize blood sugar levels naturally - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.